Hello and welcome to the goon page. This page is going to make you feel drunk because the Goon has made it's way into the mouse and it is all over your hands, that is why the feel soft and sticky you little drunkard.

Now don't worry your pretty little heads if you don't know what GOON is, have a look around and start to get a nice idea of what goon is and where goon lives and how easy it is too drink.