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This is Goon:
BIG SACKS OF SHITTE_O WHINE....YUUUUUM YUUUM
Goon is something that makes you act like no other alcoholic drink will. Do not think you are classy for saying "oh who would drnk that? pathetic teenagers?"
WRONG
goon should be drunken by everyone.
Now I remember when I was about 8 years old....my parents kept 2 types of goon. Redgoon on the microwave and whitegoon in the fridge.
Now I thought that it was a drink for mature people, so at 6.30 pm I poured myself a "small glass" and had a try. I thought, hmmm this is drinkable, I must be mature.....so I went into the bathroom.
My mum was having a bath. I proclamed to her that I was nowb old because I could drink wine (thats what I called it back then) and she said "what the hell do you think you are doing????" and poured it......(no not down her own mouth....she already had a glass) but into the bath.
How to drink Goon:
1. In a Wine Glass.
2. From the Bladder in a GOON LAYBACK™.
3.On a date in the park.
4.In a car from beer bottles so you don't spill it.
5.In a gravy Train.
Best types of Goon:
1.Cheap Goon.
2.Goon in a 5 litre cask.
3.Travis recomends Berri Estate Lite fruity Wine.
4.Goon that lasts 3 days and about 50 people have drunk some of it.
How to do a GOON LAYBACK™:
1.Sit on a chair or somewhere compfortable
2.Place a Gimp Style mask made out of cardboard Goon Container with eye and
mouth holes cut out.
2.Get a trusted friend to pour the Goon into your mouth
4. Drink the Goon till it starts to pour round your mouth and the Gimp/Goon
mask.
What is a GOONDOG™ (with all the
trimmings)???
1.egg in bread.
2.hamburger.
3.sausage.
4.onions.
5.sauce and mustard.
6.on two pieces of bread.