direct from the public to you....I present......

THE GOONIEST GEEZER

Rohan

 

Okay folks. Now you might be wondering what it takes to be the GOONIEST Geezer.

Well this week it has to go to RO_HAN SOLO.

FACTORS THAT NEED TO BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN BECOMING THE GOONIEST GEEZER:

  1. You share your GOON
  2. You say yes when someone says "do you want to go halves in a cask"
  3. You can drink extremly large quanties which enables you to consider kissing someone from the sex you are not used to kissing.
  4. You can edit the GOON SONG
  5. You offer to carry the goon.
  6. You get a lift with a drunk person to purchase some last minute goon.
  7. You think everyone looks "SEXIER WITH FRUITY LEXIA"
  8. You would marry a cask of GOON after drinking it
  9. You think that GOON is not the anti_christ
  10. Goon makes the world go round

A bit of info about our rohan (the gooniest geezer)

  1. Rohan is not Blue Collar, however a tattoo might make him appear that way.
  2. Rohan is in a BAND called Pratt.
  3. Rohan has some serious rules about dating, which he thinks everyone should adhere by.
  4. Rohan is about 19 years old.
  5. Rohan has been drinking goon since he was 18 months.
  6. Rohan like wife beater singlets.
  7. Rohans favourite TV show is that show with the English Geezers on the ISLAND.

SOME OF ROHANS LINKS:

DAVID HASSSELHOF IS THE ANTI_CHRIST

LEATHER CLAD TRAILER TRASH CHICKS

PAULINES PUNK DAYZ COMIX SITE (there is a picture of me on it)

 


WELL DONE GOONIEST GEEZER

 

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